6 YEARS A SLAVE by Laurence Corman Alagati

Part II

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To Whom it may Concern:

To Whom it may Concern:

It is my sincere belief that public opinion knows better than any court of law what to do with societies transgressors. (I was one of the first celebs to post infamous “black square” as well as donate to BLM during the summer of 2020 (before finding out we weren’t helping out in doing so, at which point I retracted support and handed my social media platforms over to a charming young man from Inglewood for a day. I’ll never forget his beautiful posts, many of which still remain pinned at the top of my page. Would you believe me if I told you that this very same young man from Inglewood was the nephew of my neighboring inmate here? Life is poetry, through and through. And the punishments which you have administered to me, my dear public, have been nothing short of poetic. Thank you for tilling the soil of my soul with your various humiliations. They have deepened me far beyond what the actual judicial system in our country, with its impersonal touch, could ever hope for.

Particularly, I’d like to thank that young red haired woman (I have not caught her name from the limited newspapers available to me here) who so bravely threw her menstrual blood into my face as I descended the courthouse steps on that fateful day of sentencing. Thank you for clarifying that the shouts from the crowds on that particular Los Angeles afternoon were not shouts of prayer for my still-redeemable soul, nor were they fans thanking me for years of laughter spent together. They were shouts of pure hatred. Your intimate liquids, as they trickled down my nose, made this all too clear. I’m ashamed to say I needed such a clarification but I did. See, even until this moment I was still under [TV Network's] spell. A network of SPIDERS, Jimmy. Who cunningly ensnared me in their corporate cobweb and ultimately made me kill Chadwick. More on that next time.

Signed,

Laurence Corman Alagati
Actor (Inmate #498287)