Haunted Comedy
+__+_+_ Haunted comedy Turned on me Hence the fence For those tracking the comeback Ha My mystery was laid too bare so my seduction fell too flat thanks to the paranoiac fact of my schiz’d out assaccount The worst part was not knowing whether or not she actually read What I wrote about her But I dared not ask cuz When the movie wraps All you have left is facts cold and hard like the Rodriguez album In my haunted house throwing last nights quotes onto hot oil Speaking safely in tongues without criminal charges to follow The loneliness of the freshwater eel Greeting actresses off the Greyhound In a sea of LA aspiration, offering a touch of aspirin Compared to Oklahoma, that is Blabbing on in voices meant to torment twentysomethings Chanting leave your boyfriend now May the movie never wrap And I hate the ones who never hit me back The movie wraps and suddenly I’m not loaning out my moles to the roles and I gotta dot the day some other way Hence the fence Hence Goddamned Rodriguez I have an easily kept promise to never to say or write the word God Less from conviction, more from the heart Leave your boyfriend We can explore the European need to be awake as Americans sleep Block me so that we can discuss in silence the benefits of never speaking again For the sake of autobiography I have done many good deeds And some bad One time at the intersection of Hollywood and LaBrea a man walked up to my car and asked for my shirt And I drove home shirtless +_+ +_
