Don't Go Clowning on My Flap

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You can tell a lot about a person
By how they treat the flap
One thing everyone does is, notice the flap
Hard to not
My flap flops kisses on everyone
Bam! Bam bam bam! Wind. Bam!
“She likes you,” I assure the pouting passengers 
alleging flap rape
“Double-sided tape,” 
suggests a two-faced 
flaw.
“A dab of carpet glue,” suggests someone who really
isn’t even that
close to you
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