+_From the land of encampments To the land of enchantment My driver hits an Icee cup full of vodka at 8AM Says he is ‘the product’ of a downtown christian mission That hands out gift cards to meth heads for clean tests “I sure would like to get paid for keeping sober, damn!” I tighten my seatbelt, check my headrest Decide to trust the vodka , if not the man, to captain us Through our land of encampments, Laid back behind the wheel of his big boat talking about Back when the city still kept hookers on Sunset Back when the bums still slept in Santa Monica Back when the crack still promised more than vodka Plane southwest 12000ft over an Inglewood cemetery , tombstones spaced out like Morse codes, or petrified white droppings of a giant LA Rodent Releasing one primitively designed turd at a time as he paces back and forth, back and forth Leaving dotted lines on pastures destined to be paved over by online homeless encampments take me, captain crackhead, to the land of enchantment My new pants are clownish but comfortable Billowing through Albuquerque airport Making nobody smile. My rental truck blends in on the roads to Carrizozo Where I intend to send my fiancee of 20 years ago a certain video Hey Emma... remember New Mexico? From the land of encampments to the land of enchantment I will smuggle my re-enactments
Good thing I paid extra for this pickup truck Need invisibility if I’m gonna get away with it like that Kid Billy Who used to terrorize this whole territory of Lincoln County Robbing mostly Carrizozo, NM Where I used to fuck Emma in ferns of a movielike meadow, Her combat boots scraping doggystyle ditches into dirt. Her Burgundy bush finally got fingered by my own wrist as an arsonist Charged w burning down orphanages Emma didn’t notice my forest fire of dilemmas Then Only Embers And Billy the Kid finally got shot down in White Oaks, technically So if you’re a rat of a certain LA variety the kind they don’t take kindly to inside Lincoln County you better keep up invisibility By staying the blackest part of your own story Jimmy the Kid from the land of a *word* he could never remember to the land of unforeseen-by-Emma embers +_+_+
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