haunted_comedy
Where do you get your information from? Do you get it from lumbering around the house saying motherfucker several times per hour? Is that where you get your information from? Do you get it from conversations with 3 refracted versions of the same guy on
some porch!
surrounded by coyotes above universal city
Do you get it by acting sleazy online and classy in real life even though you are neither?
Where do you get it from?
Do you get it in the form of women you have not yet met? Did you get it from my ex-girlfriend?
Did you get it from her friend?
Do you get it by looking at Nature?
Where on Earth do you get your information from?
Please comment below
I need to know
And while you’re down there
open wide…
restore my pride
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I was once the mayor to a strange strain of the Hollywood population. Now an old, golden man sits in a chair with his eyes closed listening to me at the rate of my housekeeper who I love more than anyone but especially more than my chiropractor who cracks stupid smiles whenever he sees me having told himself that was part of the job. My housekeeper and I are blessed because we know how to give it all a rest. Plus we don’t speak the same language. Thus of all my best friends, she is the best.
+_+_
Big walk
injured every 1/4 mile
By a good dog
that was not mine
A woman with soft skin
in the sunshine
_)+_
And another woman too
Who will care take care of the dog
And another woman too
To keep everyone company
And another woman To watch over the company
And another woman
Who will ice the whiskey
And another woman
who will quiet the ranch
And another one who will close the blinds
and all these dignified evenings of purple assed spanking-games during which nobody can hide
purple assed as the sky outside
chorus of red laughter as everyones insides come
as close to outside
as anatomically possible
information
from
anyone will do
it doesnt even have to be
You
Know who you are
You still have scars
That’s
An APB for every
Singlegrl
who had the bad luck
to ride inside my car
Full moon brings revelations of
what an asshole you are