APB For An Orgy
=-+__+ Where do you get your information from? Do you get it from lumbering around the house saying motherfucker several times per hour? Do you get it from conversations with 3 refracted versions of the same guy on some porch! surrounded by coyotes above universal city Do you get it by acting sleazy online and classy in real life even though you are neither? Do you get information from the women you have not yet met?
Did you get it from my ex-girlfriend? Did you get it from her friend? Do you get it by looking at Nature? Where on Earth do you get it from? Please comment below I need to know And while you’re down there open wide… restore my pride. I was once the mayor to a strange strain of the Hollywood population. Now an old, golden man sits in a chair with his eyes closed listening to me rant at the same dayrate as my housekeeper, who I love more than anyone but especially more than my chiropractor who cracks stupid smiles.
My housekeeper and I are blessed we know how to give things a rest. Plus we don’t speak the same language. Thus, of all my best friends, she is the best.
+_+_ Big walk Got injured every 1/4 mile By a good dog that was not mine A woman with soft skin in the sunshine _)+_ And another woman too Who will care take care of the dog And another woman To keep the other women company And another woman To watch over the woman watching over them And another woman Who will ice the whiskey And another woman who will quiet the ranch And another one who will close the blinds and all these dignified evenings of purple-assed spanking-games during which nobody can hide purple-assed as the sky outside a chorus of red laughter as everyones insides come as close to outside as anatomically possible information from anyone will do This is an APB for every Singlegrl who had the bad luck to ride inside my car Full moons bring revelations of what an asshole you are +_+_+___
