THE GUFFAW YOU GAVE ME THAT DAY IN MOJAVE +_+_+_+_+ Thanksgiving is the horniest holiday Short skirts made of antelope hides Winking white panties woven from birch bark to absorb womb syrup on full moons Cherokee pussy drool pooled ceremonially into purses made from bullfrog belly Cheyenne girls crash-cleaning their cunts against the waves of the salty sea, in my European company, In my American room, On a Black Friday, offering my not-so-stainless steel hand to a nine fingered dime in the form of a DM. I have written more than one thing about you One thing for each time Yet I’ve never known how to picture you naked till tonight, when you decided to swerve your birth-marked breasts right into my eye-line Each black spot a dot of San Fernando sorrow running down your blue eyes like the Mojave desert fault-line Where your great guffaw (that I’ll get to) ended my not-so-new blue period Komma, Jimmy. painting four-letter names in girl blood, offering fatherly fucks to bingers of bad luck, delivering medicines of never-ending sentences, incantational hammers, terrible truths told by telephone, Suddenly I’m stainless, suddenly I’m gold, Suddenly, Last Summer by tennesee williams starring me and you done cold. To some, blue skies look like black cats Bringing bad luck back to Burbank in a big way
But I’ll ignore the bullshit they say about you If you can do me the same I’ll see the red flags in your blue eyes The same way an old bull meets a new matador whom he cannot help but just adore *_+_+ I never got to the guffaw she gave me that day in Mojave but its better this way cuz I have written more than one thing about her One thing for each day and If I explain the guffaw she gave me in Mojave I’d run out of things to never say. I’d HAVE to see her tomorrow and we’d have to rush into staging this whole freshly undamned play. +_+_+_
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