“Guy isn’t open to advice. He disqualified everyone long ago of ever advising him…” Still I couldn’t help Want to bother him with tips I might not be a great surfer But I know when I’m in the wrong spot “Look at him way out there…300 yards, Tipped and ready Waiting for a wave that will never exist” So We wave down the way out there Man From high atop our own placid patch of The pissed-in ocean
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