haunted_comedy

I have found 4 people that I genuinely relate to and now I’m going to make you see them online all the time as proof that I too can be related to
Meet the people forgiving enough to love me
I collect nothing but saints

She who does not wish to interrupt me has done good job of making me reconsider definition of interruption.
The ferocity with which I tear off paper towels to clean up my own spills
Betray what?
About me?
To who?
You want me to Mirror He ??????
I wanna meet a girl at in n out burger
Not like this
Panties and a stolen scotch glass in my pocket
It was like getting a job
My job being to fall asleep into the booby trap
But it’s Asses that keep a man around and buddy let me tell you
Before you know it im cutting my down-there hairs
Rehearsing lines
Never been alone in a room with you
And it’s a good thing too
Self-tanning justifications
Fanning out every reason why it’s okay
But failing to really make it so
I’m over her
Unless of course there’s
One more overture
Jobs a job
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