haunted_comedy

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My cool lesbian neighbor never talks to me
She could give me a nod every now and then
We could admire each others leather
Have a laugh about the girls
But she never talks to me
Never even lets me pet her cool lesbian dog
I have never seen my cool lesbian neighbor without cool lesbian boots on
Yet she has seen me wearing all types of shoes
Strange sandals during the pandemic
Not to mention all my shorts
There was even a period of short shorts
My cool lesbian neighbor would never do that
She is the Marlboro man
She has had the most beautiful girlfriends too
Over the years
But she never talks to me

I could say to her
I could say hey…
But that wouldn’t feel right
I’ll say something like hi or
Howdy -
Two cowboys in cool boots
Trading secrets of our leathers
Twisting each others perspective
Sharpening each other with debate
Competing in Rubbernecking tournaments Timed fast like Rorschach tests
See that?
Of course I did. I never miss a tattoo.
And its symbology, I smile
What we have, partner, she says
It happens to be information accessed only by some
By cowboys like us
I know , partner. I know
But she never talks to me.

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