Shitlist

1. Dormant dorm boys turning heads, but only their own, lathered in filthy black liquid of home

2. Mistaking misanthropy for humor

3. Mistaking mezcal for alchemy

4. Blonde hairs

5. Pressing chests against non-existent tits

6. The discrepancies of seduction are never-changing

7. Nocturnal arts, la noche larga da vida

8. My Spanish is shit

9. This poem is even worse

10. Nothing was touching today

11. Threesomes with household names

12. Geeking out on the hustle